lauren, when are you going to start writing for us? 

theladybusiness:

1. Wearing a cute dress cancels out the fact that you haven’t showered today/for a week.

2. Your boots should not match your purse. Accidental or on purpose, it’s just weird.

3. Flaunting the same make-up you wore last night is not lazy, it’s edgy.

4. Leggings are only OK with a dress and boots. Or when lounging in the privacy of a home. Or with a long shirt and tennis shoes when you’re at Target so that people assume that you just worked out and are extremely sporty.

5. Wearing big underwear is OK as long as you have big pants to cover it.

6. A good bang trim can go a long way.

7. Yes, your shirt can be too low. Even if you have small, un-attention-whored, non-slutty boobs. 

8. A nice hair cut and a nice jacket will make a nice winter.

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