“Doesn’t match.. but it does. Jealous?”

“Yeah, I like Animal Collective.”

“You mean your parents live outside of Nantucket?”

“Does this jean jacket make me look middle class?”

“Daddy says my first job is important. Which one to choose… which one to choose…”

“I can’t wait to see a MILF try to pull off these snake skin pants.”

“I know.”

“I simply couldn’t have another sip of that Nantucket nectar!”

“All this AND a sun room for just two million?!”

“You wish.”

“I pity the poor fool in earth tones.”

“You must be exhausted from chasing bad taste.”

“Peek-a-boo! I’m rich and pretty!”

“I think they call it a ‘clutch’ because all of the photographers are black.”

“Ew, I stepped on a quarter.”

“Khaki is overdone… for you.”