08
Jan
Things You Could Do Instead Of Be On Your iPhone At The Table
- Discuss current events that you learned through twitter before you got to the table
- Make eye contact with the person who is speaking
- Make fun of the Republican candidates
- Describe what someone looks like without looking up their Facebook profile picture
- Try every drink on the table
- Compliment someone you are with
- Speak verbally across the table instead of covering your mouth and whispering HeyTell messages to your date(s)
- Do kegel exercises
- Think about how you would stalk the cute waiter without technology
- Talk about/reenact how a person from Medieval times would react to our social habits
- Knit a sweater for a penguin
- Learn a language by talking
- Asking other patrons if they know the title of a song playing because you can’t use shazam
- Voice your sexual attraction to a nearby patron or server
- Looking up bus times with a handy Metro Transit pamphlet
- Remembering random facts using your brain instead of google
- Debate which menu items would be best/worst to consume off of your lover/ significant other/ celeb crush
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