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Nov

Pros and Cons of Being Single at Thanksgiving

Con: No one to take a five hour nap with post feast.

Pro: No one to look cute for when your yam & pumpkin pie filled stomach is hanging over your pants.

Con: No one to automatically take sides with you when you are debating gender politics with Uncle Jim.

Pro: You don’t have to share the twin bed.

Con: No one to tag along with you to your awkward high school bar reunions.

Pro: You can get drunk on mimosas with your 80-year-old Aunt Flossie and talk about boys.

Con: You have to endure the recurring question of where HE is and why HE isn’t here this year.

Pro: You aren’t obligated to share the leftovers you get to bring home.

Pro: You’ll actually spend time with your family. Your brother will continually make you laugh and will be the first one to agree to turn Candy Land into a drinking game. You’ll exchange vegetarian recipes with your mom and man-bash over a bottle of red wine by the fireplace.

Pros win 5 to 4. I think I’ll be okay.

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