21
Nov
Pros and Cons of Being Single at Thanksgiving
Con: No one to take a five hour nap with post feast.
Pro: No one to look cute for when your yam & pumpkin pie filled stomach is hanging over your pants.
Con: No one to automatically take sides with you when you are debating gender politics with Uncle Jim.
Pro: You don’t have to share the twin bed.
Con: No one to tag along with you to your awkward high school bar reunions.
Pro: You can get drunk on mimosas with your 80-year-old Aunt Flossie and talk about boys.
Con: You have to endure the recurring question of where HE is and why HE isn’t here this year.
Pro: You aren’t obligated to share the leftovers you get to bring home.
Pro: You’ll actually spend time with your family. Your brother will continually make you laugh and will be the first one to agree to turn Candy Land into a drinking game. You’ll exchange vegetarian recipes with your mom and man-bash over a bottle of red wine by the fireplace.
Pros win 5 to 4. I think I’ll be okay.
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