February 2012
5 posts
8 tags
Lifelong Fashion Lessons I Learned at 22
lauren, when are you going to start writing for us?
theladybusiness:
1. Wearing a cute dress cancels out the fact that you haven’t showered today/for a week.
2. Your boots should not match your purse. Accidental or on purpose, it’s just weird.
3. Flaunting the same make-up you wore last night is not lazy, it’s edgy.
4. Leggings are only OK with a dress and boots. Or when lounging in the...
4 tags
13 tags
Ladies Who Late Night Happy Hour
Alternate title: Things Normal People Don’t Talk About
“What are you doing next Friday?” “Um, I’m babysitting until 10, but I’m free after.”
“I thought you took Plan B?” “Well, I got lazy and figured I’d just get an abortion.”
“How was your blind date?” “We went to a potluck with half bottles of rum,...
6 tags
Ways To Interpret And Respond To The Phrase "I Met...
At their house? Can I join?
Oh cool, where are you?
Is it someone important?
Is it someone famous?
Only one? Not two?
I meet a lot of people too.
Nice, I also have a lot of friends.
A girl or a boy?
I’m looking forward to meeting them?
Haha, you mean me?
Wait, did you meet someone, or did you meet someone?
Oh.