January 2012
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Shit I Say that Will Someday be Fodder for Crabby...
“My under-wire is poking into my armpit.”
“His sole purpose for existence seems to be to scratch the Teflon on my rice cooker.”
“Meeaahhh. The 113 was LATE.”
“Why is the Ben and Jerry’s ice cream $2 more expensive at the SA than Target?”
“Meeeaaah…Folgers? Not the best part of waking up.”
“I am only voting for the...
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Around the Brunch Table: What movie currently...
Megan M.: Honey.
Heather: Schindler’s List…no, Cinderella. But only the first half.
Allie: Garden State and Pocahontas…because I can relate to her, being Norwegian.
Megan W.: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and not just because I love Kate Winslet.
Alex: The Royal Tenenbaums…less about owning Margot’s jacket + being extremely gifted and more about...
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If J. Crew Models Could Speak
“Doesn’t match.. but it does. Jealous?”
“Yeah, I like Animal Collective.”
“You mean your parents live outside of Nantucket?”
“Does this jean jacket make me look middle class?”
“Daddy says my first job is important. Which one to choose… which one to choose…”
“I can’t wait to see a MILF try to pull...
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Things You Could Do Instead Of Be On Your iPhone...
Discuss current events that you learned through twitter before you got to the table
Make eye contact with the person who is speaking
Make fun of the Republican candidates
Describe what someone looks like without looking up their Facebook profile picture
Try every drink on the table
Compliment someone you are with
Speak verbally across the table instead of covering your mouth and whispering...
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Songs That Make You Feel Feelings
Consider, for a moment, putting together this playlist and cutting your wrists. Vertically.
Consider, again, that Alex and I already have already done the heavy lifting for you, wishing you a Happy Seasonal Affective!
http://open.spotify.com/user/christayve/playlist/4NiW9fDA5V2cts7NCmenfn
405 - Death Cab for Cutie
Lack of Color - Death Cab for Cutie
Draw Your Swords - Angus and Julia Stone
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Resolutions Anonymous: what your 2012 resolutions...
Disclaimer: this list is in no way reflective of my personal resolutions, nor a compilation of the resolutions of anyone I had beers with at Keegans last night.
1. Smoke more weed
You realized you are never going to achieve the “direction” you thought would compliment finishing college, so you’ve opted to abandon your feigned stage of post-bacc ambition and try out being a...
